Hold onto your laser-shooting doge memes, folks. The New York Times just exposed a bureaucratic farce so absurd, even Elon Musk’s Twitter feed couldn’t make it up. David Lebryk, a top U.S. Treasury official, has quit in disgrace—not because of crypto bros, inflation, or even a real doge… but because of the Department of Governmental Expenditures (DOGE), a federal agency now drowning in chaos. Yes, you read that right: DOGE (x profile).
In a jaw-dropping twist that reeks of conspiracy, Virginia Giuffre, the fearless accuser of Jeffrey Epstein and Prince Andrew, was found dead at her remote Western Australia farm on April 25, 2025, in what authorities hastily labeled a suicide. The 41-year-old mother of three, who bravely exposed the sordid underbelly of Epstein’s sex trafficking empire, allegedly took her own life just months after a bizarre car crash she claimed nearly killed her.