Hold onto your laser-shooting doge memes, folks. The New York Times just exposed a bureaucratic farce so absurd, even Elon Musk’s Twitter feed couldn’t make it up. David Lebryk, a top U.S. Treasury official, has quit in disgrace—not because of crypto bros, inflation, or even a real doge… but because of the Department of Governmental Expenditures (DOGE), a federal agency now drowning in chaos. Yes, you read that right: DOGE (x profile).